Grabe! I made it! Natapos na din ang semester na ito! No more School works!
And it’s time for…


 FUN

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(Isang araw may sumakay na Hapon sa taxi)
(Habang nag bibiyahe may dumaan na kotse na Honda)
Hapon: Honda! Made in Japan! Bery past! Bery past! (Japanese accent of course)
(Tapos may dumaan nanaman na kotse. This time Toyota naman)
Hapon: Toyota! Made in Japan! Bery past! Bery past!
(Naiinis na ang driver kasi kanina pa niya pinagyayabang ang Japan)
(After ilan minuto, nakarating na daw sila sa destinasyon)
Taxi Driver: Oh nandito na tayo...
Hapon: Haw Mach? (Japanese accent)
Taxi Driver: 5000 pesos...
(Nabigla daw si Hapon)
Hapon: But.. But bery near! Bery near only!
(Bigla nag salita ang taxi driver)
Taxi Driver: Taxi meter! Made in Japan! Bery past! Bery past!

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First reaction…

But when it does this…

YOU RUN

Happened to me hours ago LOL…

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Since my brother broke his cellphone charger, he has to borrow mine every morning(6:00am to be exact)… 

So this time around my brother did the usual thing, knocks my door at 6am in the morning asking for my charger. In responds to his action I stood up, opened my drawer, grabbed the charger, and gave it to him. Right after that I locked my door and marched my way to my bed. And obviously like the complete retard that I am, my brother knocks at my door AGAIN and shouts,“Jepot! Mouse yung binigay mo saken!” 

and I was like

I LOLed that morning.. LOL

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1 year ago

(Source: i-write-you-read)